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结婚几年后,不经意间养成了女汉子母老虎的性格

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结婚几年后,不经意间养成了女汉子母老虎的性格。这几天看电视觉得被壁咚也是挺浪漫的,于是今天乘电梯对老公说起,老公也很上道的慢慢逼了过来,看着老公近在咫尺的脸,我突然瞪了他一眼,然后这货被我瞪缩回去了!我……

儿子喜欢看动画片,老婆喜欢看言情剧,而我喜欢看悬疑片。每次打开电视都为看哪个台而争论半天。后来为了发扬民主,我们决定每次都抽一首唐诗,谁先背完就先看谁的。结果,老婆发挥了语文老师的特长,我们天天跟着看言情剧,儿子的唐诗三百首也很快背完了,只有我彻底告别了喜爱的悬疑剧。

老妈让我去幼儿园接小侄女,路上遇到高中同学。他惊讶的说:几年不见你看你孩子都这么大啦,结婚时咋也不通知大家一声?小侄女白了我同学一眼:叔叔,你出门忘带眼镜了吧,你觉得我姑姑能生出我这么漂亮的闺女吗?我……

平时和媳妇开玩笑,喊她姓蒋的! 清明节去她家上坟,媳妇家上一辈人多,这一辈人更多,很是热闹!吃完饭和大小舅子们打牌,一会儿口渴了喊了一句“姓蒋的,泡壶茶来!” 空气突然凝固,抬头一看,她们家整个家族的人都看着我!呃……还是我自己来吧!

今天全款买了一辆车,人活着为了是什么,不就是要懂得享受吗?存那么多钱有什么用,一定要学会犒劳自己。再也不需要天天向他们一样挤公交车了。想想都激动。说说这车的性能还是不错的,但感觉还是缺点什么,对了,等下个月发工资,再给这车前面配个篮子,到时还能盛个菜什么的,那就完美多了。

做了个小手术,需要住院几天,老公工作太忙没时间,我妈自告奋勇来照顾我。输液时。我妈一直说:疼就睡会儿,睡着了就不疼了。我迷迷糊糊地快要睡着时,手上传来一阵刺痛,一看水已经滴干了,我妈在隔壁床传来了均匀的呼噜声……

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